Hello, my name is Professor Reginald Jengajam. As the very renowned Combat Physicist and well respected genius that l, Professor Reginald Jengajam, am, people often ask me things like, "What on Earth is a Combat Physicist?" Or "What school gave you a PhD in this?" Or "Who let you in here?" Easily the most common question after all those previous ones, is "How does being a physicist apply to Jackie Chan movies?" And I'm so glad that you asked me, Professor Reginald Jengajam Through the astonishing and exciting world of physics, we can not only assess the feasibility of the stuntwork performed in an action film, to determine just how much special effects was used, but through my particular scientific focus, we can objectively determine the quality of an action film. Since this is a formula and theory originally derived from the scientific study of Jackie Chans filmography, this property by which can determine action film quality is known in the scientific community that I Professor Reginald Jengajam, am definitely a part of, as JACKUM CHAKUM ENVIRONMOMENTUM.

Presented here, you'll find the incredibly smart and complex formula that I came up with all by my self, like a big boy.

JCEM=(((2×(Altitude+2)×Kicks×/50)×Item×Velocity+2)×Fighters×Weatherx(8+Punches)×Year×SammoMod/random×DoubleDmg

Now, given that this is only a brief introduction to push my new book, I, Professor Reginald Jengajam, won't get into the nitty gritty of the formula here. Someone less versed in the study of Jackie Chan and Combat Physics than l, Professor Reginald Jengajam, simply wouldn't be able to truly comprehend the complex algebra. Suffice it to say that when, say, Jackie Chan, for example, engages in a fight scene in one of his cinematic masterpieces, notice how often he seamlessly incorporates the environment the fight takes place in into the choreography. Keeping track of each moment this occurs, along with several other factors that, again, won't make sense if you're not a genius Combat Physicist like me, Professor Reginald Jengajam, we can scientifically apply this formula to ANY action film to objectively determine it's quality. It's improvements in our quality of life like this that truly justify and inspire geniuses like me, Professor Reginald Jengajam, to keep advancing science day after day. To truly understand the theory better, be sure to check out my upcoming book, "JackumChakumEnvironmomentum; and other Strange Tales" by Professor Reginald Jengajam, who is, again, me.